May 2013
56 posts
When the ED staff asked if I brought the...
whatshouldwecallparamedicine:
I was like…
ihmstyg:
Does anybody else sometimes just feel like the biggest piece of shit in the world? Just me? Okay.
When the ED staff asked if I brought the...
whatshouldwecallparamedicine:
I was like…
ifineededsome1:
jeanbean603:
ifineededsome1:
jeanbean603:
ifineededsome1:
how do girls know that they’re off of their periods? do their vaginas like ding or something?
an elf pops out and throws confetti at us and yells “YOU’RE FREE! See you next month”
so you give birth to an elf every month?
yes.
When you have human fluids on your work pants
chiphoria:
Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing...
thewhatwizard:
iswearimnotadumbblonde:
urethrafranklin:
I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
I’m so gonna do this to my child!